Warning this Blog may offend you

Im not a very politically correct person and im kind of tired of being "proper" around certain people or types of people.

Warning this blog may offend you.

Im not sure if it is todays media that has warped my mind or if I am just a crude person but I make a lot of sarcastic jokes towards every race,religious group, disability, and anything that makes a person unique. I even make fun of myself.

The problem is that so many people take me too seriously and im tired of worrying about it. Everyone who has ever known me longer than an hour should know that If i had the opportunity to help a blind ,handicapped, black, paraplegic, with a speech impediment and a learning disability I would, just as much as if i would help someone who looks exactly like me. I am not racist, and i dont hate any group of people, and i dont think differently of a handicaped person.

However, I have a really crude sense of humor and it is just who I am.

For instance, a week or so ago I was talking to one of my bosses at work and he said that the kids were being good that day, and I responded by saying, "No the only good kids are dead ones". He laughed.....

Now, if one of the parents had heard me, they might not have all apriciated my comment.

Also,
One of my new friends from school is 100% mexican. She thinks it is so funny when I joke about her race, and she always teases me about my dyslexia or my stupidity for being blonde, and its a mutual humor. Today I asked her if she wanted a taco, and she responded with, "can you even spell taco"..

I completely ADORE! people who can be completely comfortable in there skin, in there life, just the way they are. If you don't joke around and play around with your dissabilities or differences whether it is skin color or a physical apearrance you will never learn to be confident for who you are.

So stop being affended with racial jokes or any for of discrimination i dont mean ANYTHING by it.

So this is my sense of humor for you

ps: I dont agree with any statement bellow It simply made me laugh, So before you email me telling me how terribly immature I am and how this or that isnt true, keep in mind... I know!!!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man

                                                                                                    The PGA tour.

                                      What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
                                                                                             A white girl's butt!


                                      Why are aspirins white?

                                                                       Because they work.
                                


                                 Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?

                                                                            He doesn't know he's black.



                                  Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?


                                                                           Because they go answer the door.





                                  What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?


                                                                                    A vegetarian.
                                     
                                     

           What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?


                                                                     Chase after him, it’s probably yours!




I will close this blog by saying, If you are not willing to laugh at your own race or religion or disability dont laugh at anyone elses. But if you can handle being made fun of for your uniqueness than I say, laugh away!